en tant qu'hétéro, (enfin il me semble, c'est un coup à en douter ça) je ne pensais pas un jour avoir un idéal féminin, bon ben voilà, ça c'est fait.

as hetero, I don't think one day have a feminine ideal, well, here, is done
sorry but i'm french and it's online translation, i don't know if it's really what i mean , a second translator say : I have never thought of feminine ideal, well, here it is done
hoping that at least one of the two reflects what I really mean